Bible

I kid you not, if I ever get knocked up (Please God, no!) and birth a daughter, then someone tries to gift me with a garter with a bird's nest size worth of grosgrain ribbon atop of it, I SWEAR upon all that is Holy and righteous that I will immediately throw it away after spitting upon it. Nothing, I repeat NOTHING is more God-awful than grapefruit sized headgear for infants who cannot defend themselves! Except maybe jeggins. For those of you who think it is 'cute', just go ahead and accept that you have deplorable taste. (Steps off soapbox).

LENT UPDATE!

Well, since I gave up everything that is considered Holy and Righteous (see post below) for Lent, I've pretty much eaten nothing but lettuce and salmon for the past two weeks. (Well, except that time that I went to Joey and Megan's Fiesta Wedding Shower and of course it was Build Your Own Burrito day and I ate one and a half. Oops.. I felt really bad about it and purged when I got home. Ok not really, but I did feel bad... convicted would be the proper term/feeling.) Anyway, since I've only eaten sprigs of grass, I feel like I've lost a pound or two. Feel free to compliment me on such the next time you see me.

Anyway. Life has been busy lately. I just found out that I will be coordinating two films coming up. One starting now and the other starting at the end of the month so if you wanted to get any face time in with me before September, now's the time to start booking my free time with fun activities.

Since I won't be doing anything other than being holed up in this office 'til fall, I've decided to arrange a goal if you will, to look forward to. I've decided to take this one...:


...on a trip to NYC! I asked her where in the world does she want to go on a trip. She answered NYC (even though we've already been there AND even though I STRONGLY URGED HER to choose Paris, she wanted New York. She says that Paris would be too expensive b/c that is where the original Louis Vuitton store is and she knows she'd spend a fortune in there. I say, you live once and you're going to be too old and senile by the time we can 'afford' to go to Paris, but whatever...off soapbox (also she wants John to take me there on our honeymoon. Ha! WE AREN'T EVEN ENGAGED!!!)), so off we go to NYC! (I know, I'm the best daughter ever...) So, I've contacted my travel agent and planning is in the works. I've always wanted to do something special for Sue and I feel like this will be a nice way of rewarding her for being a great mom (also, to get her out of the house before her Alzheimer's/dimensia settles in for good).

Lent

So I gave up these two things for Lent:

(Mexican food)

(Red Meat... this includes, venison, hamburger, ribs, everything that is considered Holy)

People say 'Kate, why did you give up anything for Lent at all? You aren't Catholic?' Well, for me it's not about being Catholic or Methodist or whatever religion you classify yourself as. It's about sacrifice. When I want to eat a freaking Patty Melt from Whataburger at 2AM, instead I think to self 'No, Kate. Not only will you bloat like the Goodyear Blimp afterwards, but think about the sacrifice that Christ made for you! (Slap on wrist!)' Then, I go eat a sprig of broccoli.

Let me just say that I want some Brisket Fajitas from Superior so bad right now, but I am going to wait it out... test myself, if you will and see and feel a tiny sliver of what Christ went through for us. However, come Easter Sunday, I am eating an entire rump roast... and I'm going to dip it in queso.

Vote for these People

A close friend of mine named Andrei and his ADORABLE fiance Rachel are trying to win a $100K wedding! Go and vote for them! They met on EHarmony. How much more perfect can you get? See how cute they are:

I mean seriously!

Click here to vote for them!

If anyone deserves it, it is these precious people! Love you Dre!

Back to the Kitchen

Well, I'm hosting Bunco tomorrow and I've decided to make my own King Cake. It looks disgusting, but oh trust me, it won't be! See for selves:

I messed up on the part where you add the icing, so that's why it looks so ugly, but it is going to be divine.. I am certain of it! If people decide that they like it, then I'll share the recipe.

If You Were Wondering...

So, I'm beginning pre-production on a new show starring this guy:


And I'm looking for a woman who has identical twins... possibly still pregnant (due in the next few weeks, preferably), who would be interested in having their twins be in a Mary-Kate and Ashley type situation. Basically we need a couple of babies who look alike (and who are around 2-3 months old) to be that guy's granddaughter (yeah, he's that old) in the show. I'm sure he'd autograph something for you if you asked him nicely. Just sayin. So, if you have any details or KNOW of anyone who is pregnant or has just had newborn Identical twins (can be a boy/girl too), let me know. My email is: kate@gloriosocasting.com

They will be paid and it would be a great way to begin a college fund for them. Or to get a closeup with a Coppola.

Summary of Mardi Gras 20 Ten

I'm not sure that I should go into detail. This pretty much sums it up. Oh, and I caught a life sized porcelain doll. Thanks Mark.