After a small amount of Internet research this morning, I found some women who are just like me in every way. They are beautiful, successful, famous people who happen to be redheads (most of the time) and who also have fabulous careers. They also have freaking enormous feet.
Most people don't know what it's like to go into a store and think "Oh dear heavenly Father, all that is here in my size are Crocs (don't get me started), jellies, or some sort of Keds." Seriously, the 10/11 section of all stores are so picked over and so lacking in content that it makes me want to wear flip flops or just plain socks all year round. It's very hard to find shoes that don't make your feet appear to be snow ski length. Is there anywhere in this city that has cute shoes in big sizes?!?!?!?
On a very important side note, when I did a Google search for actresses with big feet, it is interesting to take note that this website appeared and is VERY disturbing:
http://www.feetmagazine.com/ (I'd actually go to that website if you want to develop a foot complex. OR a foot fetish.)
PS (in case you give a crap): Kate Winslet wears 11, Allison Janney wears 10.5, and Geena Davis wears 11.5.