Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Capturing the Essence of Broadmoor

When young singles/young married couples/elderly people look to purchase real estate in the Greater Shreveport-Bossier area, most of the time the first place they look is in a quaint little neighborhood called Broadmoor. Broadmoor has streets filled with children playing and laughing, young twenty somethings jogging or walking their dog and enjoying the bungalow/cottage feel of the city. It really is a beautiful place to live and raise a family or to retire.

Today as I was perusing this neighborhood with my friend Chris, I see what I believe to be a blow up sex doll in the back of someone's yard. I point out said blow up sex doll to him and he says "No! I think that was a real person." We slam on the breaks and turn to look and sure enough, it was a real live woman laying out in her backyard, in pretty much nothing. We decided she was alive because I'm pretty sure I saw her take a swig of Boone's Farm "Strawberry Hill."

We make an immediate U-Turn.

We drive past again only to honk at her and drive away laughing. Then Chris realizes, "Do you have your camera?" Of course I do!!! I take it everywhere I go in case something as ridiculous as this should actually happen. I cringe at the thought of actually posting this photo, but hell, she put it all out there and CLEARLY wanted to be seen or she wouldn't have been doing this:

Apparently I spoke too soon yesterday when I posted Ultrasound Lady and called her the Epitome of Classiness, because this trumps the X-Ray of her uterus on display for all of Shreve Island to see. If this doesn't scream "Welcome to Broadmoor" I don't know what does.


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RadioTodd said...

HaHAHA!! I live in Broadmoor and love it! I don't think I've seen her before. You'll have to pass that addy on to me!

Kate said...

The corner of Akard and Greenway. Don't say you weren't warned...

Unknown said...

OMG... gambling and now nude sunbathing, what's The Shreve gonna do? geeez! By the way KOTC, I LOVE Chelsea and Chuy's the best! ;)